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Glossary of Internet Discourse
You sound fun at parties.
Jun 5, 2021
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Joab Moss
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May 2021
The Sinking of Karen von Bismarck
Wearing a mask? She’d rather be gassed. Far from sheepish second-class, She marched proudly to first class The gate agent most fascist Threw her down…
May 28, 2021
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Joab Moss
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Internet Leftists: A Glossary
In Denmark, Bernie Sanders would be a right-winger.
May 15, 2021
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Joab Moss
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Internet Leftists: A Glossary
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April 2021
Poetry to Awoken to
Ode to fallen protester bearing paint Though your blood ran as black, A shockwave sprung from your impact. The bankers who would soon see you dead…
Apr 15, 2021
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February 2021
Confrontation on the Burnside Bridge
As me and my buddies faced down the antiracists, a slogan gathered momentum, I can’t remember which. Steeling ourselves, Hayden yelled a slogan of our…
Feb 12, 2021
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Elon Musk said something.
Elon Musk.
Feb 10, 2021
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Joab Moss
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Elon Musk said something.
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Pretty Congresswoman
January 29, 2021 “… and like, the thing about this policy, is that it’s really important. You guys need to call your local representatives and tell them…
Feb 7, 2021
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Joab Moss
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White Paint
Ballard District, Seattle Jimmy added a final coat of paint to his RV, and he went inside. “It’s finished. Go look at it,” he said to his wife. She…
Feb 5, 2021
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January 2021
The Unabashed Boys
Early summer, 2016 I painted half my face red, white and blue and put on a gray wig in loving imitation of my candidate. Outside the convention center…
Jan 30, 2021
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Kayleigh Goes to Washington
“Sorry, it was declined.” Kayleigh laughed it off, and pulled another card from her purse. It went through. One economy class ticket. Completing the…
Jan 17, 2021
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Home Alone: A Marxian Perspective
In the 1990 Christmas classic, Kevin McAllister defends his bourgeois home from incompetent burglars after his family accidentally goes on vacation…
Jan 1, 2021
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Your source for economic purity
Welcome to Progressiver Than Thou by me, Joab Moss, amateur amateur satirist Sign up now so you don’t miss the first issue. In the meantime, tell your…
Jan 1, 2021
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