Are you ok?: A great way to save face by changing the focus to your opponent’s emotional stability.
Asshat: Inconsiderate or anti-social person. It is illegal to use this term outside Reddit.
Bot: A disagreeable person.
Bruh: I am alive. Notice me.
Living rent free in one’s head: I am very witty.
Logical: Agreeable.
Logical fallacy: Powerful spell. Invoke these words to disarm your opponents. Hopefully they are not learned college freshmen like yourself.
Meme: A substitute for a sense of humor. The more you say a meme, the funnier it is.
My dude/My guy: Let me express disagreement condescendingly.
Oof: I’m not actually flinching or recoiling, I just don’t like what you wrote.
Pro-tip: Irritating millennial language for “tip”.
Rational: See “Logical”.
/s: My readers are utterly clueless and couldn’t possibly understand my on the nose joke.
Sarcasm: A branch of theoretical physics. Extremely difficult to understand in textual form, which is sarcasm’s fault, not mine.
Shill: See “Bot”.
Subtlety: To be avoided at all costs. Preferably with “/s”.
To be fair,: I want to disagree with you gently and can think of absolutely no other way to do so.
Water is wet: I am extremely witty.
You sweet summer child: I am literally Shakespeare.
What terms am I missing? Comment below!